Archive for June, 2007

Carb-Free Casserole?

June 13, 2007

Today, my friend asked me to create a carbohydrate-free casserole. She’s one of those skinny bitches who still thinks she needs to diet all the time.

Wheat-free casserole is easy, I can use rice or potatoes. But as far as I’m concerned, starch is an integral part of any casserole, whether it be rice, corn, potatoes or my favorite: pasta.

This got me thinking about what a carb-free casserole might consist of. And it might be kind-of boring, considering vegetables have carbohydrates.  So we’re talking strictly meat and cheese here? Anyone have any ideas?

The Stars Have Aligned Against Me

June 12, 2007

Seriously, how in the hell am I supposed to make ten bazillion casseroles if I can’t even get my hands on a can of French fried onions? I thought for sure Costco would come through for me, but no:

I’m ba-ack!

June 11, 2007

And in full-on work mode. For the next seven months, I will do nothing but eat, sleep and probably drink casseroles. Fun, right? Right!

Before leaving for my European Adventure (which was amazing, by the way, thanks), I had a few friends over to celebrate my book deal. I learned a few things from this experience:

1. My kitchen is not equipped for making five casseroles at once.

Remember when I said I have everything I need in there? Ha. Believing this, I attempted, in two hours, to create five casseroles. Originally, they were all going to be unique, but about half an hour in, I had to give up and mass produce.

My friends were to arrive at 8, and I burst through the door at 6 , arms full of Fairway bags. At 6:20, after realizing that I only had one pot big enough to boil pasta, while said pasta was boiling, I did the dishes I’d let pile up the day before. Because the sink was not empty, I could not strain the pasta in time. And by the time the dishes were done, the pasta had overcooked just sitting in the pot of hot water. I had to shut down the whole operation and run to C-town for more Cavatelli.

2. Fairway does not carry French fried onions.

This does not please me.