Archive | June, 2007

Carb-Free Casserole?

13 Jun

Today, my friend asked me to create a carbohydrate-free casserole. She’s one of those skinny bitches who still thinks she needs to diet all the time.

Wheat-free casserole is easy, I can use rice or potatoes. But as far as I’m concerned, starch is an integral part of any casserole, whether it be rice, corn, potatoes or my favorite: pasta.

This got me thinking about what a carb-free casserole might consist of. And it might be kind-of boring, considering vegetables have carbohydrates.  So we’re talking strictly meat and cheese here? Anyone have any ideas?

The Stars Have Aligned Against Me

12 Jun

Seriously, how in the hell am I supposed to make ten bazillion casseroles if I can’t even get my hands on a can of French fried onions? I thought for sure Costco would come through for me, but no:

I’m ba-ack!

11 Jun

And in full-on work mode. For the next seven months, I will do nothing but eat, sleep and probably drink casseroles. Fun, right? Right!

Before leaving for my European Adventure (which was amazing, by the way, thanks), I had a few friends over to celebrate my book deal. I learned a few things from this experience:

1. My kitchen is not equipped for making five casseroles at once.

Remember when I said I have everything I need in there? Ha. Believing this, I attempted, in two hours, to create five casseroles. Originally, they were all going to be unique, but about half an hour in, I had to give up and mass produce.

My friends were to arrive at 8, and I burst through the door at 6 , arms full of Fairway bags. At 6:20, after realizing that I only had one pot big enough to boil pasta, while said pasta was boiling, I did the dishes I’d let pile up the day before. Because the sink was not empty, I could not strain the pasta in time. And by the time the dishes were done, the pasta had overcooked just sitting in the pot of hot water. I had to shut down the whole operation and run to C-town for more Cavatelli.

2. Fairway does not carry French fried onions.

This does not please me.

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