Win a Date With Me… Sort-Of
Okay, I’m no Scarlett Johansson, but I will be appearing on the Brooklyn Cooking Dating Show, and as far as I know, they have no dude to set me up with. Are you a man who lives in Brooklyn? Do you like to cook? Do you like to eat more than you like to cook? If so, you should consider applying to be on the show. But first, some facts:
- If you are paired with me, you will learn to make my signature casserole. Then you will eat it. Then you will be happy.
- I do not trust skinny foodies.
- I will not date or sleep with vegetarians.
If this sounds good so far, and you live in Brooklyn and do not like the Yankees (their rule, not mine) and can spell (my rule, not theirs) sign up. Even if you don’t meet those requirements, check out the show.
June 20, 2008 at 2:09 am
I am of the same belief. I do not trust a man that does not eat meat. This of course is coming from someone who has been a vegetarian since I was 7. Around 25 years. But I grew up in farming country…and on top of that male vegetarians are nuts.